Robert walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey...
The bartender asks, "What's the matter"...?
Robert says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend"...
The next day Robert comes in again and orders 12 shots of whiskey...
The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time"...?
Robert said, "I found out that my son is gay"...
The next day ...