APARTMENT for RENT...
So a businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend
the night with her for £500. They did their thing,
and before he left, he told her that he did
not have any cash with him, but he would have his
Secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling
the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had
done, realising that the whole event had not been
worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for £250
and enclose the following typed note:
'Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a cheque for £250 for rent of your
apartment .. I am not sending the amount agreed upon
because when I rented the place, I was under the
Impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that:
#1 - it had been previously occupied,
#2 - there wasn't any heat, and
#3 - it was entirely too large.'
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately
returned the cheque for £250 with the following note:
'Dear Sir: