Joke of the day : APARTMENT for RENT...



So a businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend

the night with her for £500. They did their thing,

and before he left, he told her that he did

not have any cash with him, but he would have his

Secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling

the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had

done, realising that the whole event had not been

worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for £250

and enclose the following typed note:

'Dear Madam:

Enclosed find a cheque for £250 for rent of your

apartment ..  I am not sending the amount agreed upon

because when I rented the place, I was under the

Impression that:

#1 - it had never been occupied;

#2 - there was plenty of heat; and

#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.

However, I found out that:

#1 - it had been previously occupied,

#2 - there wasn't any heat, and

#3 - it was entirely too large.'

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately

returned the cheque for £250 with the following note:

'Dear Sir:


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