A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his “Old chap standing to attention”.
The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of the organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and there was nothing he could actually do for him.
However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he was willing to take the risk.
The treatment consisted of planting muscle tissues from an elephant’s trunk into his 'old fella'.
The man thought about it for a while. The thought of having to go through life without sex was too much for him to bear.