A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to an old priest:
The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes, the man turned to the priest and asked.
“Say, Father, what causes arthritis?”
The priest replies.
“My Son, it’s caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prost!tutes and lack of a bath.”
The drunk muttered in response.
“Well, I’ll be damned.”
Then returned ...
