A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.
The pastor told them,
“We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having s*x for two weeks.”
The couple agreed and came back at the end for two weeks.
The pastor asked them,
“Well, were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate?”
“Pastor, I’m afraid we were not able to go without s*x for the two weeks,” the young man replied.
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