One of my very favorite jokes, and it's making the email rounds once again. Enjoy!
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 90).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.