one last chuckle for today...

   Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."  Don't mess with old people. They'll burn you every time.

One of my very favorite jokes, and it's making the email rounds once again. Enjoy!

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 90). 

We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. 

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. 


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