An Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee and,
as she bends over to place her ball on the tee,
a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals
her lack of underwear.
“Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing
any undies?” her husband demanded.
“Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping
money to afford any.” The Englishman
immediately reaches into his pocket and says...