Baptist Cowboy

A cowboy, who just moved from Wyoming to Texas walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.

He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.  When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. 

The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, “You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it.  It would taste better if you bought one at a time.” 

The cowboy replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers.  One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado. 


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