A man gets stopped by a police officer for doing 31 in a 30 zone


 

A man gets stopped by a police officer for doing 31 in a 30 zone
The police man asks what the man’s job is.

The man says ‘I’m an asshole stretcher’

The police man asks ‘and what do you do in that?’

The man replies in detail ‘we get the customers ass and slowly enlarge it by first sticking our fingers in, then our whole fist, slowly increasing the size by stretching, pulling and .... 

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