A Couple Purchased A Talking Parrot.


A couple purchased a talking parrot on their honeymoon, much to the groom’s annoyance, since the bird did a running commentary on their lovemaking.

The groom finally threw a towel over the cage and threatened to give the parrot to the zoo if it didn’t quit.

The next morning, packing to return home, the newlyweds couldn’t close a large suitcase.

“Honey,” the groom said,

“you get on top and I’ll try.”

That didn’t work.

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