A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One 

wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she 

heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. “Oh my God – Hurry! Grab 

your clothes and jump out the window. My husband’s home early!” “I can’t 

jump out the window, It’s raining out there!” “If my husband catches us in 

here, he’ll kill us both!” she replied. “He’s got a hot temper and a gun, so 

the rain is the least of your problems!” So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, 

grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in 

the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the 

town’s annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 

300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried 

to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had 

been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. “Do you always run in the 

nude?” one asked. “Oh yes!” he replied, gasping for air. “It feels so wonderfully 

free!” Another runner moved alongside him. “Do you always run carrying your 

clothes with you under your arm?” “Oh, yes” our friend answered breathlessly. 

“That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go 

home!” Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, 
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 “Do you always wear a condom when you run?” “Nope……… just when it’s raining”. 
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