The Wife Was Coming Out Of A Hotel.

 

After a meeting, the wife was coming out of a hotel and she was looking for her car keys.

They were not in her pockets.

A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn’t there too.

Suddenly she realized, she must have left them in the car.

Her husband has shouted many times for leaving the car keys in the ignition.

Her theory is that ignition is the best place not to lose them …….

His theory is the car will be stolen if left at the ignition key slot! Immediately, she rushed to the parking lot and came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right.

The parking lot was empty.

She immediately called the police.

She gave them her location, description of the car and where she parked, etc.

She equally confessed that she had left her keys in the car and that the car had been stolen.

Then she made the most difficult call of all, to her husband;

“I left my keys in the car …. and it has been stolen.”

There was a big silence.

She thought the call had been dropped, but then she heard his voice.

“Idiot”, he shouted, “I dropped you at the hotel!”

Now it was her time to be silent. Embarrassed, and happy as well, she said,

“Well, then pls come and get me.”

He shouted again,

“I will, as soon as I convince this policeman, that I have not stolen your car.”