A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town when the girl stopped the boy:
“I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge £20 for s*x.”
The elderly Man reluctantly paid her and they did their thing.
After a cigarette, the old man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window.
“Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the women.
“Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver and the fare back to town is £25.”
