An Elderly Man And His Date Were Parked On A Back Road.

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town when the girl stopped the boy:

“I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge £20 for s*x.”

The elderly Man reluctantly paid her and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the old man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window.

“Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the women.

“Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver and the fare back to town is £25.”

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