A man and a woman who had never met find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,……….

“Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”

“I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.”

“Wow! That’s a great idea!”, he exclaimed.

“Good”, she replied. “Get your own fucking blanket.”

After a moment of silence.....he farted.

Next Joke:

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

Husband gets up in a rage and says, 'And you are no good in bed either,' and storms out of the house.

   After some time he realizes he was nasty, and
decides to make amends and rings her up.

She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, 'What took you so long to answer to the phone?'

          She says, 'I was in bed.'
   'In bed this early, doing what?'
       'Getting a second opinion!'

(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!). share it with your friends and family
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