Why did I get divorced?

 














Why did I get divorced?


Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and 



even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday.






As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!”


I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, “Do you mind if I 




go into the bedroom for a minute?”


“Okay,” I said.





She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting on the sofa… naked.

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