Dealing With Trouble


A deputy police officer responded to a report of a disturbance in a local bar.

The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighing over 300 pounds.

This giant man wasn’t intimidated by the officer and boasted that he could whip the deputy and Muhammad Ali.

The officer said to the giant, "I'll bet that you're also an escape artist better than Harry Houdini, aren’t you?." 

The giant looked at the officer and nodded.

Excitedly the officer said to the giant man, 

"If only I had some chains, you could show us how strong you are. 

But all I've got is this set of handcuffs. 

I bet you can’t break out of them!" – The giant was excited by the challenge and agreed to it. 

Once the giant was in the cuffs, he puffed, pulled, and jerked for four minutes.

"I can't get out of these," the giant growled.

"Are you sure?" the deputy asked.

The huge man tried again. “Nope, I really can’t!" he replied "I just can’t do it.”

"In that case, you're under arrest!” said the deputy 

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