When Soldier Need Nun’s Help

 A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.”  The nun agreed…    A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”    The nun replied, “He went that way.”    After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq.”    The nun said, “I understand completely.”    The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”    The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don’t want to go to Iraq either…”


A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.”


The nun agreed…


A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”


The nun replied, “He went that way.”


After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq.”


The nun said, “I understand completely.”


The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”


The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don’t want to go to Iraq either…”

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