Two Little Old ladies



Two Little Old ladies👵
Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.🌹🌻🌺🌼


The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show”!🏃‍♀️
"You're on!” said Connie, holding up a $10 bill.
So, Jean slowly fumbled her way out of her 

She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth.🌹 Then, completely naked, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.☺
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.🎶🌺🕶📣😄🎼🔔
Finally, the smiling Jean came through the exit door to the sounds of a cheering, clapping 

"What happened?” asked Connie.🤔
"I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'!" 🏆🎖

🌹Life is short...

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